Saturday, November 22, 2008

Built-in Accessories


My body is not a self-contained entity able to provide everything it needs (i.e. does not manufacture chocolate when I have a bad day), but sometimes it does provide me with convenient substitutes. I have a lot of curly curly hair and I often use it as a towel to dry my hands, like when I'm in a strange bathroom with no paper towel. It works really well for the drying part and actually makes my hair look better. If I'm in the shower without a bath poof or sponge or what-have-you, I will use my hair (you know, the hair down there) to suds up. Works great! Dry contacts and no eye drops in sight? No worries; I use spit!

No comments:

Post a Comment